Saturday, February 7, 2009

Sucking Face

Look. I am nervous about the 1st kiss. What if Michael comes in, I deke and we miss? What if I chip his tooth? What if I puke?
Some of you are already married while others are just Kissing bandits. That is why I pose this question to you: How do you recommend Michael and I kiss when we hear "kiss yer bride"....??
I know Lydia , Sarah and most everybody hate it when Michael and I so openly smash faces together, but c'mon guys, its our wedding! If you are already married, Please describe what worked and what could have been apporved on in your first married kiss. If you arent married, what do you suggest we do with our hands....cause thats always awkward.
Thanks pals, You are all so wonderful and I appreciate you heavy hitters always tackling the hot topics (obviously I listen to too much conservative talk radio).
Smooches,
Melissa "Hot Lips" Penny

3 comments:

Joan Colonna said...

Hey, call me a prude (don't you fuckin dare) but I hate it when couples do a big sloppy French kiss at the altar. It's tacky.
I love seeing couples holding hands and kissing very sweetly...it's more romantic and looks more like you have a clue about what the wedding is for...commitment, dammit!

Shannie-Annie said...

Amen to that! Don't gross us out, please.
I've always liked a good Eskimo kiss myself...nothing wrong with a nice air kiss either.
Mel, you could be holding your flowers and Mo, you SHOULD take her face in your hands...very romantic and oh-so-picture worthy. Very Melmo.

lydia said...

I'm thinking go for it. Wedding hickies are in all the magazines these days.